Georgie Pie Lyrics

Standing in line
behind big Mex's wife
I had not had dinner
It was causing me strife

I looked up to see
the menu looking back at me
I started to scream
I started to shout
I started to cry
No seventy five cent pies

I bought four pies
it cost me four dollars

I didn't get change for my dollar
I didn't get change for my dollar
can't you hear me holler
I didn't get change for my dollar

They kicked me out of the playground
They kicked me out of the Georgie Pie kids club
and they put 75 cent pies back up to a dollar

Surprise, surprise
right before your eyes
no seventy five cent pies

Inflation, inflation
I'm gonna smash your face in

Inflation, inflation
I'm gonna do you over matey

Sorry all the pies are a dollar...
[Try $4.50]