I like being a lifeguard
sitting on a high chair
wearing special underpants
I can swim and everything
and at the end of the day
theres always the club house
I am a lifeguard at a surf beach
I am a surf beach life guard
I see people swimming
I see them drowning
but I do not help them, no
Cause I think its their faults
that they're in trouble
and anyways I hate getting wet
What if they want to drown
dont want to be saved
what if they call me a fanatic
There's too many beaches
too many people drowning
if only I could devise a way of saving them all
...or even just one